frodo’s journey to destroy the one ring
frodo’s journey to destroy the one ring
With chronic illness you always have to have an escape plan for any commitment, and it sucks because you don’t want people to know that cancelling plans is forever at the back of your mind, but it’s simply an unavoidable part of being chronically and unpredictably unwell. I think that’s why I have such a great fear of obligations, because with chronic illness it’s vital that you have a way out of things, and you feel physically and mentally trapped if you don’t.
Doctor Who: Episode per Series
"All of time and space. Everything that ever happened or ever will. Where do you want to start?”
The Question: “[Name], would you please sign my boobies?”
Mark Sheppard: “Yes.” [proceeds to label them “right” and “left” with a little grin on his face, then signs.]
Misha Collins: “Of course…wait. Those are - they’re actually called boobies. I was gonna ask you to walk away, but - are these real? This isn’t photoshopped?” [signs name]
Sebastian Roche: “I would love to sign your boobies. These are magnificent boobies. Galapagos Islands, did you know? Oh. It’s labeled right here. Well, I knew that. I want you to know I knew that.” [signs “To Jamie" and then draws boobies on the booby]
Felicia Day: “I was going to do something inappropriate, but I would never do something inappropriate to another woman’s boobies.” [“Jamie! xxoo”]
Richard Speight, Jnr: “Yes. Excellent. This is a welcome addition to Porncouver.” [“Jamie! Sweet Boobies! You rock Porncouver!”]
Jensen Ackles: [bows head over table, shoulders shaking with laughter for ten whole seconds] “Yes. Oh god. Ah. Which booby would you like me to sign? Here, I’ll sign the right one for you. Boobies. Oh god.” [signs name]
Jared Padalecki: “Oh my god, yes. I want to sign your boobies.” [Cliff cracks up in the background. A flimsy table is pounded with a gleeful fist.] “Here, I’ll sign the nice meaty part of this one.” [signs name]
And with that, the Great Booby Saga of 2013 draws to a close.
I’m getting this framed.
BOOBIES 2014 REDUX
Adam Rose: [buries face in elbow, dislodges trilby hat giggling] “That’s a first. Oh wow. That’s hilarious. Here? Is that okay? Oh wow. Boobies. Hah.” [signs name]
Osric Chau: “I get to sign the boobies!” [turns to people standing around] “This made her Tumblr famous, you know.” [signs “Yes we will!” and his name]
Tahmoh Penikett: [smirks] “That is clever. And funny. Shall I sign your — no.” [laughs, shakes his head, signs his name]
Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.
People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings.
me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy
Chrys Watches GoT [x]
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
i cant get over this gif of sam super-kicking the winter soldier in the head
HE JUST FUCKING GLIDED DOWN AND KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD.
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER
I need an all-Falcon, all the time movie.
am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked
1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature
I always read underwater instead of underwear
- Bernard, you can’t survive on the mushrooms in your hair!
- I’m FINE.
that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home
I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch
he literally has all of the same powers as stitch
He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like
you know what sounds good
treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u